"No, you don’t have to worry about training me. I know all your moves, your crime fighting style, favorite catch phrases, everything! I’m your number one fan!"
"Hey! Hey, wait!"
"And IncrediBoy!"
"Hey, hey! Aren’t you curious about how I get around so fast? See? I have these rocket boots--"
"What?"
"Can we talk? You always say be true to yourself, but you never say which part of yourself to be true to. Well, I’ve finally figured out who I am. I am your ward -- lncrediBoy!"
"This is because I don’t have powers, isn’t it? Well not every superhero has powers, you know. You can be super without them. I invented these. I can fly. Can you fly?"
"Just give me one chance! I’ll show you. I’ll go get the police."
"It’ll only take a second, really."
"Let go! You’re wrecking my flight pattern! I can do this if you let go!"
"Surprising. We must bring him back. Sound the all clear, and invite him to dinner."
"Most important, keep things light. Praise him. Make him feel like we appreciate his abilities."
"It's bigger! It's badder! Ladies and gentlemen, it's TOO MUCH for Mr. Incredible! Woah-ho!"
"It's FINALLY ready! You know, I went through quite a few supers to get it worthy to fight you, but man, it wasn’t good enough! After you trashed the last one, I had to make some major modifications. Sure it was difficult, but you are worth it. I mean, after all -- I am your biggest fan."
"My name is not BUDDY! And it's not IncrediBoy either! That ship has sailed. All I wanted was to help you. I only wanted to help! And what did you say to me!?"
"It tore me apart. But I learned an important lesson. You can’t count on anyone. Especially your heroes."
"See? Now you respect me, because I’m a threat. That’s the way it works! Turns out there’s a lot of people, whole countries who want respect. And they will pay through the nose to get it. How do you think I got rich? I invented weapons. And now I have a weapon only I can defeat. And when I unleash it, I’ll get--"
"You sly dog! You got me monologuing! I can’t believe it."
"It’s cool, huh? Zero-point energy. I saved the best inventions for myself."
"Am I good enough NOW?! Who's super NOW?! I'm Syndrome, your nemesis and--!"
"Oh, brilliant."
"All right, try this one on for size, big boy."
"You, sir, truly are Mr. Incredible. You know, I was right to idolize you. I...I-I always knew you were tough, but tricking the probe by hiding under the bones of another super? OH, MAN! I’m still geeking out about it!"
"And then you had to just go and ruin the ride. I mean, Mr. lncredible calling for help? “Help me, help me.” Lame, lame, lame, lame, LAME! All right, who did you contact?!"
"I am referring to last night at 23:07 hours while you were snooping around. You sent out a homing signal."
"And now a government plane is requesting permission to land here! Who did you contact?!"
"Play the transmission!"
"So you do know these people. Well, then, I’ll send them a little greeting."
"Too late! 15 years, too late."
"Ah, you’ll get over it. I seem to recall you prefer to work alone? Hahaha...! HAHAHA!"
"Or what?"
"Ooh. That sounds a little dark for you. Nah, go ahead."
"Show me."
"I knew you couldn’t do it. Even when you have nothing to lose! You’re weak! And I’ve outgrown you."
"What?"
"Oh, hey. Look, look, if you’re talking about what happened in the containment unit, I had everything under control."
"I called his bluff, sweetheart, that’s all. I knew he wouldn’t have it in him to actually..."
"You married Elastigirl? Whoa! And got busy! It’s a whole family of supers! Looks like I’ve hit the jackpot! Oh, this is just too good!
"Huh? Huh!? Oh, come on! You gotta admit, this is cool! Just like a movie! The robot will emerge dramatically, do some damage. Throngs of screaming people! And just when all hope is lost, Syndrome will save the day! I’ll be a bigger hero than you ever were!"
"Oh, I’m real. Real enough to defeat YOU! And I did it without your precious gifts, your oh-so-special powers. I’ll give them heroics. I’ll give them the most spectacular heroics anyone’s ever seen! And when I’m old and I’ve had my fun, I’ll sell my inventions so that everyone can be superheroes. Everyone can be a super! And when everyone’s super… no one will be."
"No, no, I’m a new superhero! I’m SYNDROME!"
"All right, stand back!"
"Someone needs to teach this hunk of metal a few manners."
"Huh? No!"
"Shhhhh. The baby is sleeping. You took away my future. I’m simply returning the favor. Oh, don’t worry, I’ll be a good mentor. Supportive, encouraging. Everything you weren’t. And in time, who knows, he might make a good sidekick. Ha ha!"
"NO! This isn’t the end of it! I will get your son, eventually. I’ll get your son!"
